There was a frightful encounter with Lord Riddlebak of the Aguadolce territories but thereafter, no one seemed to worry too much about it. His stature was so greatly diminished, even the lord himself began to shrink before the lovely eyes festooned with glittery shadow and waterproof mascara of the earthly goddess of our 21st century.

She never spoke of it but we all knew just the same, that was part of her magic - the mysterious female happenings that instantly become the collective conscious of every fast beating estrogen-soaked pink heart and the men who desperately love them, despise them, and finally weld themselves to them with morbid resignation and pornographic desire.